I Heart Mark Morford

 
 

For any of you who haven’t figured it out yet, I have a serious thing for Mark Morford. His writing makes my toes curl the way my ex used to when – um, ahem, excuse me, never mind. What I was trying to emphasize is how spiritually and otherwise delicious is this columnist from my adopted home town San Francisco.

Do you know anyone else who writes with such candor about sex, God, Republicans, the human condition and every possible other thing? And who posts to Facebook the kinds of things that make you want to be able to lick the back of your scull and describe the way it tastes?

Deep breath, full moon, low howl, swallow whole. Call now and mention your hopeful longing and we’ll throw in a screaming possibility absolutely FREE.

Do yourself a great big favor and start reading Mark Morford’s column now and often. Expand your mind just a little bit to think the way he does. And if you are in San Francisco, take one of his yoga classes.

And seriously, don’t you just want to do this man?

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